Square root of Troy

I calculated the square root of Troy today and found out that it was the equivalent of being a pear that tasted like a strawberry. Aside from the apparent fruitiness of this revelation, I've determined that this makes no logical sense at all!

To my chagrin, when redoing the calculation, I ended up having a pork chop and some spagetti sauce as two of my prime factors. This is very disconcerting as I didn't consider myself to be so 'meaty.' *grins*

And thus I realise now that calculating a person doesn't work too well.

*grins* and chucks a lightning bolt at Mike, pentrating his superhero outfit [complex].

Be safe.