Well, my brain is melting -- I've been coding so much. Averaging 500 lines per day for the last few weeks... most programmers are considered 'worth their weight' if they can do 25 lines per week... *sigh*
So anyway, to take a break from the code for a short while, I'm idling around the internet looking for some american farce. Whitehouse.org is pretty funny... just ensure you go to .org and not .com -- oh, you went to .com... Can't say I didn't warn you...
The funniest parts of whitehouse.org is on the 'Department of Faith' sections. A good example of which follows: Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child and such... It all just cracks me up...
Better yet is what appears on the Front-page of The Onion, but I'll quote it here since it's short, and their front-pages tend to not be static.
Bush Orders Iraq To Disarm Before Start Of War WASHINGTON, DC-Maintaining his hardline stance against Saddam Hussein, President Bush ordered Iraq to fully dismantle its military before the U.S. begins its invasion next week. "U.S. intelligence confirms that, even as we speak, Saddam is preparing tanks and guns and other weapons of deadly force for use in our upcoming war against him," Bush said Sunday during his weekly radio address. "This madman has every intention of firing back at our troops when we attack his country." Bush warned the Iraqi dictator to "lay down [his] weapons and enter battle unarmed, or suffer the consequences."
Yeah, sometimes farce is truer than media, but who knows :P
Be Safe...
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